irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(Source: uselesspaparazz)

(Source: go-polly-world)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

thatsthat24:

jamulousss:

Another reason to love the shit out of this man.

This man follows me on Vine, and I feel it’s because deep down he knows we are the same.

(Source: trevorstmcgoodbody)

I’m rewatching this and I feel like this line is so underrated

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

(Source: femburton)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(Source: heyfunniest)

b1awhore:

ivorea:

my kind of guy


relationship goals

b1awhore:

ivorea:

my kind of guy

relationship goals

(Source: coltnposey)

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

(Source: thehausucat)